What sets Jessica Katz apart from the rest of the population?

(This list was compiled by a licensed psychologist in order to diagnose the patient and is for medical purposes only)

Does not seem to have "socially acceptable" hygienic habits including:

• infrequent bathing
• large tangles in back of head with no desire to comb out
• dirt under the fingernails
• often wearing the same clothes for days on end without removal
• frequent disease

Strong desire to go to areas not within feasible distance

Must constantly be around people for fear of loneliness

Excessive room messiness

Extreme indecisiveness

States feeling "weirder" than most people she has come into contact with

Strong obsession with the opposite gender

Parental tension

Either overly optimistic or overly pessimistic - no happy medium

Obsessed with downloading as much music as possible in search of "the perfect artist"

Selfish at times

Overly generous at times

Wastes mass amounts of time on internet

Inability to complete schoolwork in a timely matter

Lead overall unhealthy lifestyle with no desire to change

Overall Diagnosis: Clinically Insane